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Turns out most people find History Boring ..... Which also turns out that is why they keep repeating the same mistakes over and over. (Forgive me folks ... that's an intellectual joke) 
You have 20 pics of only your face, you must be so fat
.... Bernie endorsed Hillary! #FeelTheTurn
I bet Melania regrets asking Brian Williams for help writing her speech.
Bill Clinton also woke up in a White House built by sl@ves. Okay, Monica didn't actually build it nor was she a sl@ve, well sorta...
3 years 11 months and 3 weeks before renewing my interest in pole vault
"But would a trophy wife do this?", she said as she changed my car oil
I wish the girls who rejected me in high school could see how many Pokémon I've caught.
Someone described their church as a place to go when they're lost and searching for answers. That's how I feel about the grocery store.
John Hinckley Jr. has been freed after 35 years. I hope he realizes that Jodie Foster is really not interested now.
Walmart is selling six hot dogs for a dollar if anyone wants to die.
My elderly neighbor tried to buy something online yesterday. ... anyone know how to get a credit card out of a disc drive ?
If my roof ever catches on fire, I’ll have trouble not repeating myself when I call 911.
If I fell and hit my head really hard maybe I'll go see the new Baywatch movie.
Just for fun today I put on tan pants and a red shirt, walked into Target and yelled "Take this job and shove it!"
My boss told me to ease up on the coffee. She said I keep shorting out the motion sensors.
I can't believe I didn't get an Oscar nomination for my performance in, "No, I never got your text!"
Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it..will be bailed tomorrow!!
the percentage of people who "tell you what they want, what they really really want" has dropped drastically since 1996
I can't believe someone would willingly have the sex with some of you people 