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..... He floats like a burrerfly and stings like a bee ..... I wish a Happy 70th ... to Muhammad Ali 
saw a banana peel in the road today and instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks Mario Kart!
Whitney Houston may always love you but I will not! Not after you slept with my sister
Feminists. If you hate men so much, why are you always trying to be like us?
Their is a perfect girl 4 everyone!! I think mine died at birth
When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your eye..the stinging sensation will stop your whining.
I don't know why we just don't take a bunch of nukes and level the middle east and those towel heads once and for all
They should just make Sarah Palin pope. She can see heaven from her back yard.
Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is.
Some countries have evolved and become more civilized while some still have monarchies (looking at you inbreeding Brits).
I'll have a coke please . Hhmmm is Pepsi ok ? Hhmm how about no ! Is monopoly money ok ?
Roses are red, violets are blue, friend requests are good but who the hell are you?!?
I bang my snooze button so often and hard it's probably pregnant...
R.I.P. Osama Bin Laden - World Hide and Seek champion 2001-2011.
Does anyone else think "Global warming" is just wordplay and code for "The Human Infestation Problem"
Dear gas prices, I love it when you go down on me. Sincerely, pretty please?
This status update you are reading is brought to you by your psychological addiction to Facebook. If you don't believe you are an addict, then why did you finish reading this status update......?
Teacher: What comes after 69? Smart-a$$ Student: Mouthwash.
old enought to know better...but young enough not to give a rats ass
Well....looks like we got a "typical man" snow forecast....... they exaggerated about the inches and overestimated long it was going to last.
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