Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   says it is so cold outside, that even the guy at the gas station had a towel on his head!

   Can everyone who has an iPhone 4 stop talking about it until the rest of the world has them? Thanks.

   Does anyone else find the irony in Sarah Jessica Parker doing those facial cream commercials for a younger looking face?

   ...is hoping that Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan find each other...

   definitely thinks you're a tool...just not the right one for the job.

   this status has been blocked by your manditory internet censorship filter for your own good.

   Where there's smoke, the possibility exists I might be cooking...

   behind every good man is a woman and behind her another man stairing at her butt

   Facebook isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble

   I Did not I Repeat I Did not sleep with that young intern I Was up all night

   withes that sometimes the Prince and the Slut would live happily ever after.. like in the movies.

   wonders what the proper amount of Thin Mints to eat in one sitting are? One Cookie? Two? One Tube? Two?

   On the other hand... You have differnt fingers

   bringing Afro's back....this message is sponsored by humidity

   With all that weight loss, 50 Cent looks like one of those crazy people from "I Am Legend"

   I am fixing to pull out your voodoo doll. I suggest you brace yourself...

   I'm not usually a fan of cliche's, but every now and then it's ok to ask yourself what you're truly thankful for...

   The only thing I know about Women: They don't like being told what to do unless they're naked.

   They should make the female swimmers wear a tube top & thong then maybe I'd finish before they did.

   I just rolled my eyes so far back into my head that I saw where I went wrong.