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   messageicon wondering why its called a search party....
←Rate | 03-09-2009 16:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use to LOOOOOVEEE kissing................until I got some head
←Rate | 10-02-2011 18:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon celebrating black history month by watching re-runs of THE FIRST 48....
←Rate | 02-04-2011 17:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A real woman does not have a "wrong hole".
←Rate | 11-14-2014 12:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Presidents Day was a whole lot more fun back before the Great Election of 2008
←Rate | 02-16-2015 09:36 Comments (2)  


   messageicon running out of places to hide the bodies...
←Rate | 04-29-2008 04:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Schizophrenic, and so am I.
←Rate | 03-14-2009 01:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!
←Rate | 06-12-2009 04:14 by x Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yeah, yeah the Greeks "invented" sex. But we Italians introduced it to women.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 05:08 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon A sign outside a brothel… “Married men are not allowed, we are here to serve the needy not the greedy.”
←Rate | 07-18-2011 02:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not my name
←Rate | 12-19-2008 04:53 by Andi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ain't voting for Monica Lewinskys ex-boyfriends wife.
←Rate | 10-27-2014 22:56 by equaloppjoker Comments (1)  


   messageicon Your Fat! and I'm not gonna sugar coat it cause you will eat that too!!!
←Rate | 03-18-2011 12:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be a hoot if Hillary becomes president and then appoints Obama to the US Supreme Court
←Rate | 03-14-2015 00:14 by Rev AL S Comments (1)  


   messageicon Happy Thanksgivings...Screw the turkey, I want to stuff my woman...
←Rate | 11-25-2009 17:46 by will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss the days when people’s biggest concern was Marilyn Manson.
←Rate | 03-01-2022 16:43 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me old fashioned, but I don't want anything to do with a woman that can't lick her own nipples
←Rate | 04-27-2013 17:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the fear of a nip slip during the Madonna halftime show, NBC will only be filming her from the waist up. 
←Rate | 02-05-2012 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Miracle birth AND resurrection! Making Frosty the Snowman my personal savior.
←Rate | 12-22-2013 06:54 by FLA PAULY Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't prove Jesus wasn't a T-Rex either.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 12:40 Comments (0)  



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