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wondering why its called a search party....
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03-09-2009 16:51
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I use to LOOOOOVEEE kissing................until I got some head
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10-02-2011 18:51
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celebrating black history month by watching re-runs of THE FIRST 48....
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02-04-2011 17:48
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A real woman does not have a "wrong hole".
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11-14-2014 12:36 by
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Presidents Day was a whole lot more fun back before the Great Election of 2008
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02-16-2015 09:36
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running out of places to hide the bodies...
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04-29-2008 04:20
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Schizophrenic, and so am I.
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03-14-2009 01:28
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People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!
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06-12-2009 04:14 by
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Yeah, yeah the Greeks "invented" sex. But we Italians introduced it to women.
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06-15-2011 05:08 by
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A sign outside a brothel… “Married men are not allowed, we are here to serve the needy not the greedy.”
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07-18-2011 02:54
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not my name
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12-19-2008 04:53 by
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I ain't voting for Monica Lewinskys ex-boyfriends wife.
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10-27-2014 22:56 by
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Your Fat! and I'm not gonna sugar coat it cause you will eat that too!!!
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03-18-2011 12:55
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It would be a hoot if Hillary becomes president and then appoints Obama to the US Supreme Court
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03-14-2015 00:14 by
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Happy Thanksgivings...Screw the turkey, I want to stuff my woman...
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11-25-2009 17:46 by
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I miss the days when people’s biggest concern was Marilyn Manson.
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03-01-2022 16:43 by
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Call me old fashioned, but I don't want anything to do with a woman that can't lick her own nipples
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04-27-2013 17:58
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Due to the fear of a nip slip during the Madonna halftime show, NBC will only be filming her from the waist up.
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02-05-2012 15:11
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Miracle birth AND resurrection! Making Frosty the Snowman my personal savior.
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12-22-2013 06:54 by
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You can't prove Jesus wasn't a T-Rex either.
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