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remembers the days when 'Black Friday' was referred to as 'Colored Friday' 
Not all the men are in the relationships for sex. Some just want a good sandwich and a blow job…
Today on Maury! Joseph was engaged to Mary-then learned she's pregnant! You won't BELIEVE who she says the Baby Daddy is!
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook
gonna go stand outside. So when someone asks where I am you can tell them.. They're outstanding
Say this fast- { I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6} *Like* if you get it
Do you know why rednecks like to "do it" doggy style? So they can both watch NASCAR.
I hate Indian givers. No wait, I take that back.
I woke up this morning and found my big toe was missing, in it's place was a litte note that read 'gone to market'
doesn't want anything serious.. just a cuddle that'll lead to bigger, harder and better things :)
thinks that blaming capitalism for the oil leak in the gulf is like blaming the industrial revolution for your car accident. Listen up, you liberal idiots... Mechanical failure and staff incompetence are the ONLY things to blame for the BP oil leak.
Beyonce might be hot but underneath all that hair there will always be a little rubber band ball of nap.
Having a rough day? Place your hand over your heart.....Feel that?..That's called Purpose. You're alive for a reason. Make it count.
ittle known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush.
Somewhere out there, someone is lying in the wet spot right now.
@(O_O)@ Monkey.
You know sex is on the menu when she slingshots her bra across the room.
Beware, ticket Agencies are apparently selling fake London 2012 Olympic tickets, although my ticket for the mens wheelchair triple jump seems genuine enough.
Never treat a slut like a girlfriend, let some other dumb guys do that.
What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother? Leave the plunger in the toilet
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