Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Religion is a multi-billion dollar industry and those benefiting financially from it will do everything in their power to keep the con going.

   So let me get this right, I cant legally smoke marajuana, yet I can go to my local gun store and buy a Semi Automatic Machine Gun, a couple of grenades and all the ammo I want? Now who's the one that's been smoking something here?

   Obama is Evil!!!!

   It's funny how Democrats are blaming the Russians and all they did was expose the truth

   usually good looking, but today is his day off.

   busy fighting all her other personalities Crazy, Neurotic, and Shy on who gets to write the status message today….to be continued

   A creditor called, but I told her that Jesus already paid my debt when he died on the cross, then hung up. Read the Bible, b*tch.

   Neo-Nazi Rapist, Murderer Keith Luke Found Dead In Apparent Suicide. Another Republican off the voters' roll.

   should shout "You Lie!" in church just to see what happens...

   I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

   First 5 people to like this shall receive a hand crafted statue of me wrestling an invisible bear.

   I bought a dog once. Named him Stay. "Come here, Stay." He's insane now.

   My adopted asian baby and I went to go pick out a pet, I suggested a lizard and she started screaming and crying. Who knew asian babies know of godzilla at 2 years of age

   outsmarted Santa this year... see I need coal to heat my house, so I was extra bad so I would get more coal! Now who's laughing fat guy?

   you cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; but when you jump off a bridge into a lake... i'll be ready with the boat :D

   Would you still eat from a bowl of jellybeans if you knew one out of a hundred will kill you? Same applies to refugees…

   Lets just paint a happy little red wave right here ~Bob Ross~

   Dear people who spell shop 'shoppe', please stoppe.

   Due to the coal shortage Santa will be giving Nickelback CD's to all the bad kids this year!

   Did you know that the word "suns" upside down is still "suns"? Mind = BLOWN