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Fellas, you can usually judge a woman's hotness by how many times your girlfriend calls her a slut. 
WWlll is coming. Get your temple in order. And stop believing the media. All media is responsible for the way you think.
Girls have periods, cramps, babies, and everything else. The least a guy could do is text her first
I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn't even lift him. We high-fived & laughed.
Happy birthday to Sir Mix-A-Lot! People forget how persecuted big butts were before he wrote that song.
How do all these dudes driving Smart Cars find room in them for all the p ussy they're pulling in?
A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.
My wife and I got one of those board games for couples to spice things up. It quickly turned into a game of Sorry, which led to me playing a game of Uno.
Hello Acme? Me again, I'm gonna need a rocket and some roller skates.. Yeah & a sign with the word yikes on it... No I still haven't caught him
...Couple who said they had pix of John Stamos w/underage girl in hot tub were indicted for extortion. Turns out the "girl" was Justin Bieber!
My Reality Check bounced.
Tiger Woods: never satisfied with a hole in one.
Why does a blonde have TGIF written on thier shoes? Toes Go In First.
In Soviet Russia, status updates YOU!
in the mood to push someone down the stairs hit them over the head with a fire extinguisher then bury the body under the garden patio
I saw a sign that said "DRINK CANADA DRY" so I moved to Toronto.
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
Mark Zuckerberg really controls all of our lives, at any moment he could decide to take Facebook offline.
Doctors performed emergency surgery on Nancy Grace to remove what they thought was a malignant mass. Turned out it was just her head.
Again, I can't hear you, because… I HAVE A BULLHORN
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