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   messageicon just found out that the next Hannah Montana will be played by Justin Bieber!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 08:27 by Manni Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes life just needs a good, hard CTRL ALT DELETE.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 17:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon I never read and will never read your 55 page terms of use. I will always agree, so stop asking me to confirm that I read it.
←Rate | 10-04-2010 19:35 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes a special kind of crazy to marry a divorce lawyer.
←Rate | 10-07-2010 19:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon ....so next time your in Home Depot or Menards buying somthing BIG... like a couple sheets of plywood or something....with a straight face.... ask them if you can get some help putting the items in your Smartcar...the look is priceless
←Rate | 10-18-2010 09:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks he knows why Chloe Kardashian and Chewbacca have never been seen in the same room together...
←Rate | 12-28-2010 13:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought he saw a ninja while driving home today - turned out to be just a light pole...or was it?
←Rate | 01-09-2011 00:27 by Charles323 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those celebrating Woman's Day... A 'man' won women of the year last year...just sayin..
←Rate | 03-08-2017 13:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Respect must be earned, even when you are a fat, rich white guy with an important job.
←Rate | 03-21-2017 17:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WhitePeopleGoogleSearches How do I find my stolen iPhone BlackPeopleGoogleSearches How do I unlock the iPhone I just found..
←Rate | 12-05-2011 20:58 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon And there are some that say I don't need an AR-15 and 30 round mags. Yeah right....
←Rate | 04-19-2013 07:12 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon Haven't heard Obama say one thing about getting rid of Jersey Shore..
←Rate | 01-24-2012 22:06 by Rick h. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone caught Rioting on Inauguration Day should lose their Welfare Benefits. Oh, and their Obama Phones too.
←Rate | 01-19-2017 23:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Female drivers: The reason people look both ways when crossing a one way street.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 13:34 by @clarkysj Comments (2)  


   messageicon just heard that LITTLE TWIT Justin Bieber say "yo dawg" during an interview.. WTF !! When is his 15min gonna be up?
←Rate | 04-03-2010 09:06 by johnny5 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face
←Rate | 08-02-2010 18:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 17:57 by IW Comments (0)  


   messageicon just heard that today singer Ricky Martin came out as gay. In other surprising news:President Obama is black, the economy stinks and cigarettes are bad for you...
←Rate | 03-29-2010 20:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon an undiscovered comedy genius
←Rate | 12-10-2008 19:01 by Alice Duthie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't we all just get abong?
←Rate | 02-05-2011 00:52 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  



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