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Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people. 
i bought my mother in law a tv and furniture for her birthday...you shouldve seen her face when rent a center came and picked it up...yup she hates me
My Superpower is always picking a shopping cart with "the one crapped-up wheel" ..... Anyone wanna help me design a costume?
I shower with a suicide note in case I slip and die, at least I can make it look intentional instead of stupid.
cheating is such a harsh word,i prefer "outsourced sexlife"
I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.....
Today I connected all the freckles on my a$$ it's spells out MAMBO#5.. Clearly I am The Chosen One...
People at work always ask me, Sean- how can you stand to sit so close to that space heater, you have to be burning up- I tell them I was married once and enjoyed the time I spent in Hell
Facebook - one more way my mother can make sure I haven't died in the past 24 hours...
When someone says to me "I know what you're thinking," I'm so happy, because I have no idea.
I may wear my heart on my sleeve but I'm changing that shirt soon.
I hate it when people tell me I look young for my age because it implies my age is old.
so really..what was Meatloaf talking about when he sang he'll do anything for love, but he wont do that?
dressing up as a ball player for the NY Mets for halloween. I figure I won't need a uniform either since at this time of the year, they are all wearing street clothes now anyway
thinks Facebook needs another relationship status: commitment phobe
I know Floyd Mayweather likes to dodge but this is ridiculous!
's steadfast refusal to consume his meat has proven to be a significant impediment to his acquisition of pudding.
3 interviews lined up...woot woot, and they say there's no jobs!
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
giving my liver a pat on the back, thanks for holding up this weekend
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