Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   donating money to various GAY FRIENDLY groups in the name of the Westboro Baptist church.

   Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall

   Let's all go caroling at a Jehovah's witness house...

   What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

   A King without a Queen is still a King.

   "GET YOUR ASS IN LINE"...~House Speaker John BOEhner's statement to fellow Republicans....I suspect a flurry of worker's comp claims.

   USA - "Dad can I borrow a few trillion dollars?" England - "...Ask your mother" China - "Hell no I'm not giving you any money!! You'll just let your government friends waste it all on gambling.

   My temptation and my common sense are having one hell of a battle...

   That uneasy moment when you get into a van and there isn't any candy...

   Sigh. guess it's time to go do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself in our fridge and left a note 'can't live like this'

   Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

   I'm thinking about going out tonight, because after all, the Beastie Boys DID fight for my right to party....

   Get over here! --------------⇀ ➣➣➣➣ (O_O)

   And remember kids it's very dangerous to drive with a flat. But that chipotle was well worth it :)

   RIP the great #NelsonMandela. Morgan Freeman played you in a film & now you will meet God. Also played by Morgan Freeman.

   How is Hillary's head? Not as good as Monica's

   To be honest, I really don't give a damn. I lose friends, I make friends, and I make enemies everyday. Regardless, I'm still going to be me.

   I'm going to start a non-profit organization to promote the legalization of weed. It will be called the March of Dimebags.

   I wish I could have a lazy Sunday but my to-do list is longer than Aaron Hernandez's rap sheet...

   Anthony Weiner is still sexting... really, who cares??? However, if my last name were weiner and I had a son, I totally would have named him "Gigantic"