Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

   Wow. The people of Egypt are really going nuts over this Zimmerman trial..

   i bought a 30 pack of condoms and they expire in 2016. i’m crunching the numbers here and it’s not looking good

   it OK if I abbreviate Oklahoma?

   loves to read status updates like "I'm really bored" and "I'm at work right now". Good stuff. Keep me posted...thanks!

   My catholic priest molested your honor roll student.

   If we can afford to have armed guard for our money at the banks, surely we can afford to have armed guards for our kids at schools. Where are your priorities people?

   Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in.

   LIKE if you do this: Waking up and checking your Facebook like its the morning paper.

   Dear America. Since you keep whining about how you don't care about the Royal Wedding you should now have some idea how the rest of us feel about hearing about your Presidential elections every four years. Regards, The Rest of The World.

   Are there any voters who still think electing Biden was a good thing?

   This morning I thought i'd play a little joke on my girlfreind so I swapped her tampons with party poppers... Absolutely no sense of humour that girl.

   Dear girl at the bar with the smokin body, long tan legs and amazing knockers, your face looks like a man so I bet you get it from behind a lot. #KeepinItReal

   May the force of Hurricane Irene wipe out the entire "Jersey Shore" cast. Lord, hear our prayer!

   (last one I promise) - LaBron James will publish his autobiography as soon as he can come up with a TITLE

   A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief....Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed

   Cats are smarter than dogs, you'll never see 8 cats pulling some dumb a$$ through the snow!!

   "I don't always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer Dos Chi Chis." hahaha Stay Thirsty my friends.

   Lazy fact #254946156, You were too lazy to read that number

   ..... Now America will find out just how affordable the Affordable "Free" Healthcare really is! ....... BTW ... there is a price that will be paid for it!.... And it is not free.