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R.I.P. To my seamonkey Oscar~10-20-84 to 10-26-84. You are missed! 
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Tip: if you have to put lol in your own status, more than most likely it's not funny.
Thought about staying home from work today but then I remembered the thousands of people on welfare are depending on me, I owe I owe its off to work I go.....
just been diagnosed with as serious case of idontgiveacrapitis.
Why Is It That People Always Point At Their Wrists When Asking For The Time? Do They Think I Don't Know Where My Watch Is?
George Washington is the only president who didn't blame the previous administration for his troubles
Why did the girl cross the road? To get back to the first shoe shop we were at three hours ago.
9 out of 10 men prefer a woman with a big booty, the 10th guy prefers the 9 other men
I live on the corner of Funny Street and Silly Road,in Crazy Town which is in Physco Valley,in a twisted state of mind!
My internet is so slow today that it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance.
If you strangle the next person that posts about choking Smurfs....would anyone care?
If you're not ready to die for it, take the word 'freedom' out of your vocabulary. – Malcom X
A boy will ask a girl for her pics without her clothes on. A man will ask a girl for her pics without her makeup on.
My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section
You know you love someone when you talk to them on the phone while you're on the toilet
Lady Gaga was at the White House today. The President was in Kansas, and willing to go further if necessary.
Obama- When we pull our troops out of Afghanistan-its not that we are abandoning you...we will follow you on Twitter
H.O.E.S = HAPPILY OFFERING EVERYONE SEX.
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