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just turned on cartoon network to watch spongebob squarepants, but the screen was all black........Guessing its oil 
Dear Vegetarians, you're not doing us any favors, all your doing is eating our food supply. Sincerely, Starving Animals.
I'm inventing a sandwhich made from: 5 hour energy drink, Cialis, some cheese, salami, bacon, & lettuce... I'm calling it the "5 Hour Footlong."
I just ate some generic Frosted Flakes.... They"rrrrreeee alright
People tweeting............ "Damn it's September already?" What TF you thought came after August?! August Jr?
Dear Slut, Maybe if you closed your legs and opened your heart you might actually find true love and know happiness.
If Monday had a face, I'd punch it.
If you can't stay faithful, dont be in a relationship.. simple!
Sorting out your Facebook friends list? Change the date of your birthday and anyone who wishes you happy birthday, delete!
How many blacks does it take to start a riot? Minus one.
Marriage is hard. Marriage is so hard Nelson Mandela got divorced. He spend 27 years in south african prison getting tortured and beaten everyday for 27 years straight. He got out of jail, was 6 months with wife, and said "i cant take this s#it"
Congrats Google Plus on being the new Myspace replacement. RIP facebook
Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
''excuse me miss but I have a magical watch and its telling me you arent wearing any pants''.....''well actually I am!!''........''oh, well it must be an hour fast''
Escalators never break down, they just turn into stairs
became a fan of not becoming a fan of everything on facebook.
COME TO THE DORK SIDE...We Have Computers And High-Speed Internet With A Pentium 4 Processor ^_^
thinks we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?
I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary.
I think a tampon makes a better vampire than the twilight guy.
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