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going to party like it's 2012. 
I think Pringles originally intended to make tennis balls
looking for a Facebook petition for Betty White to host the Adult Film Star Awards
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
It's been scientifically proven that chocolate contains a shrinking ingredient. It shrinks your clothing!
Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work
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is quiet, shy, sweet and innocent! Sorry I couldn't even TYPE that with a straight face! LOL
I wonder if musicians ever feel stupid singing a song with a chorus that repeats 35 times, because I certainly feel stupid listening to it.
:-O<----[ Sideways bob
just heard that Naomi Campbell walked into a library and asked for Blood Diamond. She was told "sorry dear, you're asking the wrong person, you need a Liberian!!
When a package says "easy open" I end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber.
When a guy says he doesn't eat pu$$y,I always say...well, nothing, because he's pretty much dead to me at that point.
I woke up and found Sarah Jessica Parkers head in my bed. I guess I pissed off the mafia.
I used Suave shampoo this morning and I just tripped over a curb. How long does it take for this stuff to kick in?
Deleting your Facebook is just like running away from home. Your're just doing it for attention and you'll be back in an hour or so..
when you have a fat friend, there are no seesaws..only catapults
Keep me in mind. Somewhere down the road you might get lonely.
What if air is just a poisonous gas that takes about 80 years to kill us?
going to start a reality show and only play music videos....
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