Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   You know you're in a blue state when a no kill animal shelter is on the same block as the abortion clinic.

   Misconduct, Malfeasance and Dereliction of Duty: These are the Qualifications of Hillary Clinton for President. Is this really what you want in the Office of the President?

   Welfare is intended to help the needy not to become a carreer

   The news is reporting we had 100,000 new coronavirus cases in our country. Not sure what you're talking about "magically disappearing"

   Who needs Ringling Bros. when we have the White House.

   I had the right to remain silent...but I didn't have the ability.

   Why is it you never crave Chick-Fil-A until it's Sunday...the one day they're NOT open?

   Like a lot of men, this gum has severely understimated how long it will last.

   Note to self condoms are NOT Machine Washable

   bored, tell me a secret below. I won't tell anyone, I promise.

   wondering what's the appropriate amount of time to wait, before it's okay to punch somebody for saying "Happy New Year"...apparently I started too soon...

   :On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladan how good was my hiding place?

   a man of [Migrant Worker] wealth, and [Thrills Gum] taste...

   wondering... if they were the 'Mario' brothers, does that mean Mario's full name is Mario Mario?

   Wish we had something like a .."National Emotionless Day"..A day where no one really gives a F**K. That my friend.. would be Awesome.

   Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

   Kinda funny how a mother goes nuts when her China plates break, but a Chinese person would just make a new one.

   Dear Audi, your commercial sucked more than the vampires in it!

   To those who have made Facebook their diary . . . Please slap yourself for me.

   It breaks my heart to break your heart but at the end of the day, mine is more important to me.