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Funny how countries trash talk the United States but always beg for our help when they are getting their ass whooped. 
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to f*ck cuz its not my time of month"
I just heard that the Facebook network is currently down, but this does not affect you as nothing would go down on you...
"What the hell is this?" - Dracula watching Twilight
I wonder how long it takes a girrafe to vomit!
I was planning on being productive today until I heard Rump Shaker on the radio. Now all I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom zoom-zoom in a boom-boom.
You remind me of my big toe.. Why?..cause I'm going to end up banging you on my coffee table.....
The song London Bridge Is Falling Down now makes sense!!
Do I really have to explain why I love you? Okay fine. I love you because you give good head.
I have sexdaily. Oops, I mean sexilady...no, sexydial...uh isexlady...no, I really mean sexyladi...um ladiesxy? Dyslexia - there that's it!
It must be so easy to be an NFL quarterback. Especially if you have a helmet with a star on it. All you have to do is dance around a little, fall down as soon as someone gets near you, then collect your millions.
Who died and made Pelosi king?
Anybody wanna go halfsies on a prostitute?
Lincoln may be doing well in the theatre today, but that wasn't always the case.
we have some potentially severe weather headed our way this evening. please make sure you have your emergency kit: alcohol, lube, porn, blow up girlfriend, pain pills, heroin and a football helmet. Stay safe my friends!
"Hi, Welcome to Abercrombie. Our sizes are; Small, X Small, Anorexic, Bulimic, and Malnourished."
I have a smart phone with a dumbass battery.
...Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm...
I am going to mess with my facebook friends. I am going to use the "check in" feature at the strip club, and then shortly thereafter at the free clinic.
My goal for 2015 is to accomplish the goals of 2014 which I should have done in 2013 because I made a promise in 2012 which I planned on keeping back in 2011
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