Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   You can cross my mind, run through it, play in it, bounce across it, dance in it. There is alot of room in there...

   currently experiencing technical difficulties. Giving a sh*t will resume at a later time. Thank you.

   wonders why people say "that sucks" for bad things; clearly they haven't had any experience that relates to the second word within quotes

   If you see me in ur dream...do tell me how to get out of there...;)

   thinks movies are ruining books since 1920.

   doesn't want you to call me lazy until you've walked a couple of steps in my flip-flops.

   "Keep this just between you and me" is a guarantee everyone will know by the end of the day

   From what I've heard, there are actaully people whose paychecks last all the way to the next paycheck! I know! I didn't believe it either.

   I wonder if Snoop Dogs favorite kind of weather is drizzle?

   wondering how the Gore's will split the internet in their divorce.

   If your not barefoot, you're overdressed...

   You can watch things happen, you can make things happen, or you can wonder what just happened." ~ Phil Harris RIP

   Can everyone just go n help get all the water out of BP's oil!! Thanx!!

   Bronchitis is my least favorite dinosaur.

   Facebook should have a ”no one cares” button

   I don't care what my boss says, according to this fortune cookie I will soon get a promotion at work.

   wonders should we REALLY put labels on paint cans warning people that eating it could kill them? I mean, should we TRY to save anyone who would make a conscious decision to eat paint?

   I figured out why I don't go out drinking much anymore... result being tagged in embarrassing photos on Facebook!

   "That Wonka is a liar!", exclaimed by my six year old son when he realized his Everlasting Gobstopper was getting smaller and changing color.

   OK Santa I guess your going to celebrate thanksgiving also