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The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon.
So I won a contest. The prize was a year supply of calenders.
love The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed
have you ever been so sure about something that you were unsure about how sure you were exactly. I'm sure I'm totally unsure about being positively sure to the point of not being positively sure about my integrity of sureness...
I wonder if the girls on "16 and pregnant," will come back on "32 and a Grandma."
My three favorite shows about murderers are NCIS, CSI, and SportsCenter.
FYI - Remember to set your clocks forward an hour this weekend because we can only afford 23 hours a day now due to the sequester......
I wonder if there is a secret feud between rocket scientists and brain surgeons.
Girlfriend: No, you hang up... Me: (click)
WOW, I had no Idea there were so many temper tantrum prone clueless spoiled little brats in America.
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She came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, she damn left & I was hurt!!... stupid mosquito!
The BP spill is now officially the worst spill in history.. surpassing Monica Lewinsky's dress.
Wishing I was still in Grade School:( Miss taking naps in the middle of the day, snack time and recess. The part I miss the most is when you were bad, that hot middle aged Teacher spanked you with her wooden paddle.
Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
This CNN coverage of a missing plane is the longest episode of Gilligan's Island I've ever watched.
Lately, to be a true rebel,,,, you have to have zero tattoos.
So, after 40 years of marriage will g@y guys start referring to their spouses as "The Old Balls and Chain?"
If you friendzone me, help me bang your other friends then. Bestie
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