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My therapist says I'm paranoid. Which is exactly what you might expect to hear from a shape-shifting lizard hired by the CIA to track my whereabouts after they planted a microchip in my brain. 
I think 2016 will be known Historically as "The Year That Everyone Was Offended by Absolutely Everything." .... Well .... Hopefully we can look forward to 2017 as being known as "The Year That Everyone Grows Up!"
At this very moment, Mexicans are building ladders.
Never mix Viagra with Iron supplements. They cause you spin around and point North.
If you get a loan at the bank you’ll be paying it back for 30 years. If you rob a bank it’ll be 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice.
We need a reality show where Flat-Earthers attempt to find the edge of the planet.
Bill Cosby is in JAIL-O
I took a dump on a pigeons nest today. Revenge has never been this sweet.
like you've never tried to squeeze your eyes to shoot with x-ray beams
on this day in 2010, thanks facebook for reminding me of my breakup last year
The most exciting fact about life is the fact that everything you imagine happens somewhere and sometime in the universe.
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wondering who had the nerve to go to work dressed as Darth Vader today?
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own.
going to argue with you...but then I remembered I really didn't care
getting my baseball bat and ninja sword ready for tomorrow
BREAKING: Reality TV star Rod Blagojevich to move from NBC's 'Celebrity Apprentice' to MSNBC's 'Lockdown'.........
My wife would buy anything. Just this afternoon I came home to find a naked man in her closet.
Sorry, I meant to, but life happened.
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