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Why do I have this feeling I should be collecting animals two by two? 
My wife and I always get into arguments, and I always get the last word.. "Yes Dear!!"
I plan on using a treasure map as my will
focus on living, dying is the easy part
thinks if you have a chip on your shoulder, you're missing your mouth.
Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
the only person in history to beat my niece at Wii tennis! Yes, I made her play left-handed, but I don't think that should lessen the significance of my victory.
all of a sudden everyone is a football expert
The Christmas cheer has begun.... American Express commercials just announced if you use their card ...they'll donate ONE SHINY PENNY to charity...... is there any way to spend LESS,,,, nice JOB AMEX
hates getting texts or calls on my iphone it interrupts my game, don't call me!
How'd I sleep? Like a baby. Woke up every two hours and cried.
I don't speed.....I drive with purpose!
so cool, they're naming the next ice-age after him.
coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
currently starring in your "Live Feed" ... you may also remember her from past sites such as "News Feed" or your original "Home Page".
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat.
Women are strange...before marriage they expect a man,after marriage they suspect the man,and after he dies they respect the man!
I thought of something today, I wont ever do that again, it hurt.
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
2010 winner of the JD Power awards for Satisfaction and Stamina !
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