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Im using internet explorer so I hope this isnt too late. Happy new year 2009 
One of the office girls just told me she does yoga. I innocently said yoga is more of a spectator sport for me. Off to HR again…
Some girls seem to think that LOVE stands for Legs Open Very Easy!
Happy people don't take long showers.
Know that stunning girl who says naughty things and constantly posts pics of herself? I GUARANTEE you'd be SICK of her in like two weeks.
Your ass must get jealous of all the crap that comes out of your mouth!
Beer tastes so delicious when you hate everyone!
I've decided to be a mythological creature for Halloween this year. It's a tie between a unicorn or a proud Brown's fan.
I think it was suppose to be Honey Poo Poo instead of Honey boo boo. Because clearly thats where tv is headed, down the pooper.
"Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, yep, yep, uh huh, uh huh, ok, you too, bye": Man side of every phone conversation with his wife.
I'm reading the ingredients on a can of dog food, and I'm shocked to see that 17% of it is "kids' homework".
When you go back to the scene of the drinking crime, somehow it all looks different in daylight.
May the beer rise up to meet you and may your bar tab be picked up by someone else, and may the hangover be far from you. Happy St. Paddy's Day!
"According to a new poll, Hillary Clinton has lost a third of her supporters since May. There's still debate as to whether she lost them or just deleted them from her database.
Kylie Jenner is pregnant. Caitlyn is gonna be a Tranpa.
Hearing an adult say they “don’t understand why the government doesn’t just print more money so people have more” is why we can’t have nice things.
I learned to play guitar so people would stop asking me to go camping.
God is love, but Lucifer does that thing with his tongue.
I need a Café Mocha Valium Latte.
Presidents come and go, the pendulum swings back and forth ... America is 259 years old .... it has happened many times and we are still here ... so just Chill
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