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I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I'm going to haunt grows everyday. 
Don't text and drive. You don't want "lol" to be the last thing you say before you die.
O.J. Simpson is claiming that Khloe Kardashian is his daughter. He makes the claim in his new book called "The Only Thing I'm Ashamed Of."
My ex sent me a picture to remind of what I'm giving up. I sent her a picture of my new girl so she knows I don't give a crap...
This just in...Kate Middleton has boobs; just like every other woman in the world. More details at 11...
I bet even Tony Romo's throw pillows end up on the wrong couch.
One man's potato is another man's vodka.
When I have kids, I'll teach them about Krampus. That should prevent "naughtiness." Google it.
read that "Tiger is ready to quit golf to save his marriage" - I'm no therapist but I am pretty sure quitting other women would be even more effective.
has decided that a Man's nipples are for decoration.
(fill in the blank)__________ me, I'm Irish.
saying, some people.... need a daily dose of... shut the f**k up!!!
January: that special time of the year when a children's Christmas toys & their parents are BOTH broke..
Snowman hunting is good training for the zombie apocalypse.
If I ever kick the bucket, can I get one of you to wipe out my computer and empty the top drawer next to my bed?
Hey punk with the old run-down beefed up car with the spoiler that's WAY too big....when you decide to pass me on the right to beat me to the stop light, don't be surprised when I make you work for it....
Starting a sentence with "I don't want to sound creepy but" doesn't de-creepify the rest of the sentence.
A note of fact- Under Armor is an clothing designed with exercise in mind. It is not intended to be a girdle.
50% single...
no more Farmville, Cafeworld or Sorority Life! I will cage your animals, spray your crops, burn your cafe and pimp your sorority girl!!!
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