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thought he had a good tan... until he took a shower!
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07-31-2008 21:21 by
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in your boyfriends extended network.
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08-01-2008 01:28 by
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LOVING CAPS LOCK
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08-03-2008 14:49
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figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.
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08-06-2008 06:59 by
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textually active
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08-06-2008 12:24
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bartending at the Betty Ford Clinic
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08-06-2008 17:00
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silently judging you.
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08-06-2008 17:00
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"if your a Vin Diesel fan, in all fairness you should not be reading his status. You should be home coloring."
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08-07-2008 06:50 by
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out of her mind and have gone to look for it.
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08-07-2008 09:29
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pondering on incoherent thoughts that pertain to this abstract dilemma
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08-08-2008 00:20
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had a handle on life but it broke
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08-08-2008 07:15
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fresh out of witty sarcasm
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08-08-2008 17:39 by
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now available without a prescription
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08-09-2008 00:10
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"now available in all stores. Side effects include: unusual bleeding or bruising, nausea and death."
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08-09-2008 00:16
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[censored]
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08-09-2008 22:04
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sick and tired of always being sick and tired!
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08-10-2008 02:14
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melting in your mouth not in your hands
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08-10-2008 16:40
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knew the aliens would let him go sometime.
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08-10-2008 17:40
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the epitome of excellence.
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08-14-2008 09:14 by
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Used To Be Schizophrenic? But They're OK Now.
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08-17-2008 06:43 by
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