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Stop crying. You asked what I thought of your haircut and "macho" is a compliment where I come from, lady... 
Facebook Introduces New Oil Drilling Game, Spillville
Laugh…and the world laughs with you. Laugh hysterically, for no apparent reason, and they'll leave you alone.
can't understand you.... I don't speak fluent bullsh!t
When Kanye and Kim finally break up - does that automatically put her back on the Black market? Asking for Lil Wayne.
a man was just arrested for having sex with a woman in exchange for food. He was charged with dating.
All these tornados need to aim better ---------> Westboro Baptist Church
Vibrating tampons could cure the world of PMS.
I love tan lines... it's like God came down and high-lighted all the good parts... ;-)
I wanted to smoke weed with this cute Mexican girl I work with today. But when I asked her if she had papers, she took off sprinting.
Do some people just wake up one day and think, "I already have 2 bumper stickers, why not 70?"
After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c unt.
Being single at this time is not based on my wanting freedom to do what I want....It's more due to the fact that I want the freedom to not have to do what someone else wants.
Drank like 3 Four Lokos and some hand sanitizer last night, blacked out and apparently officiated a Monday Night Football game.
I'm positive that somewhere out there exists a video montage of me dancing alone in various elevators.
One poll out this morning declares Bidens Dentist was the winner in last nights debate
Let me know when you're off your Man-Period!!!
Glad it's college football season again, now we have an excuse to drink at 10:00 AM on a Saturday.
Most people are going to hell, no doubt...but some of you will be used as firewood.
So thankful for Facebook! Otherwise I would have to call 563 people every morning to let them know that I just ate breakfast
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