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Why was the blonde angry when she got her driver's license? Because she couldn't believe she had an F in sex. 
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant
lets play carpenter, first we get hammerd, then I nail you!
WHOA! Someone just explained to me that I don't get paid for updating my status. I'm going to miss you guys.
When someone say "You Changed" that means you are not catering to them any more
Here's a thought: Let's let the illegal Mexicans stay and send the whining crybabies to Mexico. At least the illegal Mexicans are willing to work.
Mexicans won't be paying for the wall, instead they'll be getting paid to build the wall.
Here in the South, we don’t consider a cookout successful unless there’s an ambulance involved.
Took a Pfizer Covid vaccine with a Pfizer Viagra. Now both arms are sore
I put a potato in the microwave and pushed the pizza button. But when the little bell rang, it was still a potato.
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of our ribbon-repair business
I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won to which I replied, "Yes. You're a free man now."
Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
Thank God for Facebook otherwise we would never know what fireworks look like.
when more people get silent electric cars pokemon go becomes a different game!
They should put barf bags in all the voting booths this year.
I started a support group for men with erectile dysfuntion. It was a flop and nobody came.
You'll install an anti virus on your computer but not on your kids?
If you want to make people angry, lie to them. If you want to make them absolutely livid, tell em the truth!!!!!!!
DVD Piracy Ad: 'You wouldn't steal a television' - Recent evidence suggests otherwise. 