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P.E.T.A.= People Eating Tasty Animals....... I LOVE HUNTING SEASON! 
Ok now hey you stop poking you want sex..
If everyday is a gift then today was socks.
you never realize how annoying people are until you add them on facebook :)
I'm saving myself for marriage. Sorry, FROM. Saving myself FROM marriage
its better to waste years waiting for the right person to come than to waste years regretting that you didnt
I came up with a stupid status today, but I forgot what it was.
Arguing with a fool proves there are two.
Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!
*Looks at the world* --- *Looks at his keyboard and furiously presses Alt+Ctrl+Del*
Ever accidentally pull something out of your purse thinkin it was a pen when checking out?? Yep, that's how my days goin...
Don't make me use UPPERCASE.
I just got an inappropriate text message from Bret Favre.
drink up everybody! Its somebody's birthday today.
goes from married to single in 5.5 shots of Tequila.
Doesn't have children , she has insane little mental patients !
It's really awkward that all of the people who post the "how did you meet me" statuses are all people I haven't met.. then again, I don't go outside
What do women and dog sh!t have in common? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up
Really hate how some of my friends try to fish for compliments with their posts that say "post one word that reminds you of me" I always post back, I can't think of one word, but there are two that really stand out to me.
somehow dressing up in spandex and my underwear seemed like such a great idea when I was a kid. Tried it today, if anybody needs me I will be in the Pysche Ward for the next two weeks. 