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so really..what was Meatloaf talking about when he sang he'll do anything for love, but he wont do that? 
Yo Kanye, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Lil Jon has one of the best grills of all time. One of the best grills of all time!
Did anyone notice something about Kanye West this week? Yeah, the fool replaced his bottom teeth with diamonds. DIAMONDS. So instead of a loud-mouth retard, he's a loud-mouth retard that sparkles.
If I have a erection lasting 4 hours i'm not calling a doctor...I'm calling a film crew!
Great....you discovered youtube. Now, can you quit flooding the newsfeed with the 200 videos you wish to share!!!
"Now, how's he gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that?"... thought the spider.
I'm sorry Baby, that's gravity. I can't help it that I'm physically attracted to you
I just wish my mouth had a backspace key....
You know its trouble when your farts pass warm....
It's amazing how you can smell so bad, an still be alive.. .
a supporter of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party"!
NOTE TO SELF: Buy most Post-Its. You're all out.
I've got bieber fever!!!! Whenever I hear his name or music I get a fever, headache, nausea
Accidentally clicking the "Like" button while you're Facebook stalking is like accidentally setting off a flare while practicing guerrilla warfare.
"Find your ideal partner on Facebook"No thanks, I can safely say that one quality I am not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm.
I once dated a girl who's right leg was slightly longer than her left....I really do miss Eileen.
there's nothing like leaving king kong's finger in the local service station's toilet ......
if you stand on your toilet your automatically high on pot!!!!
...Sorry, Christine O'Donnell, you are NOT smarter than a 5th grader. Thank you for playing, please accept these lovely parting gifts, and GTFO.
Guess we know who 90,000 Boeing employees won't be voting for in 2012....
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