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   messageicon Laundry, my old nemesis…so we meet again. And I see you have brought your sidekick, Dirty Dishes with you. Well played evil villian, well played.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:35 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend got f**ked by a clown before we dated. So I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:34 by A is for ME Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanted, Teenager owners manuel for models 1993 thru 1996. Must be kid tested and mother approved.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 12:37 by corey c Comments (2)  


   messageicon taking a trip to the "far side" today.. Yes.. I am going to Wal-Mart..
←Rate | 10-23-2010 12:12 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 12:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I was a squirrel, and you were a tree I would store my nuts in your hole.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 11:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....
←Rate | 10-23-2010 11:18 by rll Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes a big fish in a small pond is just a fat guy in a baby pool.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 11:15 by Leeferd Comments (4)  


   messageicon has just killed thier relationship asking "is it in?"
←Rate | 10-23-2010 11:02 by LeeDeeMeMeMe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am constantly washing my hands just in case I am required to deliver a baby in a broken elevator.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 10:45 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...the good news: the Rangers are going to the Finals!! the bad news: wrong Rangers :(
←Rate | 10-23-2010 10:16 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon flooding newsfeeds with youtube videos....
←Rate | 10-23-2010 09:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Game set match = tennis : set match run = arson.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 09:28 by BLentz Comments (0)  


   messageicon going crazy. Wanna join?
←Rate | 10-23-2010 06:54 by Rawan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took my dog for a walk and played Frisbee with her, but she was useless. I really need to get a flatter dog. :)
←Rate | 10-23-2010 05:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research."...Wilson Mizner
←Rate | 10-23-2010 05:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Refuses to comment on the grounds that it might incriminate me.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 03:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boston fans always bring up the total team salary of New York when the Yankees lose, yet they never mention Red Sox have MLB's 2nd highest payroll and still failed to qualify for playoffs. Translation = Yankees spend wisely, Red Sox do not. Case rested.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 02:55 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Let's go some place were we can each be alone
←Rate | 10-23-2010 01:40 by Aaron Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy your company.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 01:39 by Aaron Comments (0)  



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