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   messageicon has just killed thier relationship asking "is it in?"
←Rate | 10-23-2010 11:02 by LeeDeeMeMeMe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am constantly washing my hands just in case I am required to deliver a baby in a broken elevator.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 10:45 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...the good news: the Rangers are going to the Finals!! the bad news: wrong Rangers :(
←Rate | 10-23-2010 10:16 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon flooding newsfeeds with youtube videos....
←Rate | 10-23-2010 09:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Game set match = tennis : set match run = arson.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 09:28 by BLentz Comments (0)  


   messageicon going crazy. Wanna join?
←Rate | 10-23-2010 06:54 by Rawan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took my dog for a walk and played Frisbee with her, but she was useless. I really need to get a flatter dog. :)
←Rate | 10-23-2010 05:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research."...Wilson Mizner
←Rate | 10-23-2010 05:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Refuses to comment on the grounds that it might incriminate me.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 03:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boston fans always bring up the total team salary of New York when the Yankees lose, yet they never mention Red Sox have MLB's 2nd highest payroll and still failed to qualify for playoffs. Translation = Yankees spend wisely, Red Sox do not. Case rested.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 02:55 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Let's go some place were we can each be alone
←Rate | 10-23-2010 01:40 by Aaron Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy your company.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 01:39 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
←Rate | 10-23-2010 01:33 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon A headache: Not how I expected to start my weekend... I was thinking more of ENDING it with one!
←Rate | 10-23-2010 01:28 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason he had a child is so that he can meet babysitters
←Rate | 10-23-2010 01:11 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that playing tag with sprinters is the 2nd least fun game in the world. second only to playing on a seesaw with a sumo wrestler.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 00:58 by lesh Comments (0)  


   messageicon running outta status updates...please post something funny...like a come back status....
←Rate | 10-23-2010 00:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks there should be a sarcasm font....would make FB life so much easier.....
←Rate | 10-22-2010 23:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My opponent Cindy wants to kill you and your family... the 3 good things about her though is 1) She has nice hair 2) She has a nice smile 3) She likes the outdoors
←Rate | 10-22-2010 23:26 by Paid for by Alliance of Facebook statusers Comments (1)  


   messageicon if you can't beat 'em............RUN
←Rate | 10-22-2010 23:21 Comments (0)  



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