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I didn't get your call really means "I hate you, stop calling me."
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10-04-2010 19:30 by
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When I die, I give you permission to change my status to, "is dead."
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10-04-2010 19:28 by
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We have all experienced the pain of watching a slow typer.
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10-04-2010 19:24 by
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It's recycling day and based on the bin I just put out, there's a fraternity that I don't know about living somewhere in my house.
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10-04-2010 19:23 by
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I hate when I look in the mirror and see an adult.
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10-04-2010 19:21 by
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I'm off to hit the treadmill. If it doesn't break or hit me back, I may even walk or run on it.
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10-04-2010 19:19 by
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I hate waiting for someone to illegally upload so I can illegally download.
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10-04-2010 19:18 by
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The only thing worse than being up at 6am is still being up at 6am.
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10-04-2010 19:17 by
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stop taking life so seriously, noone is getting out alive anyway...
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10-04-2010 18:30
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not suffering from insanity. Hes embracing every second of it.
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10-04-2010 17:40
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staring at goats.
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10-04-2010 17:38 by
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running behind at work because of all these TPS reports...
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10-04-2010 17:24
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MNF = When the DOLPHINS go 3-1 and Tom Brady wishes he rather be at the salon getting rid of that "bieber" hair....
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10-04-2010 16:59 by
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When someone "pokes" you, I wish you could respond with a "stab directly in the heart"
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10-04-2010 16:16 by
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If you can read this then it's your lucky day. I did my monthly Facebook friend deletions and you made the cut! Good Luck next month. ;)
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10-04-2010 16:15 by
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Look at your man. Look at me. Look back at your man. Now look at me. What are we selling. I'm confused. Blame the mushrooms. I'm on a horse.
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10-04-2010 16:14 by
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I've realized the older women get, the more likely they are to have a tissue or a bandaid when I needs one.
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10-04-2010 16:13 by
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the chick on my GPS told me she wants to see other cars
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10-04-2010 15:28 by
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just kissed my man, stepped outside, closed my eyes, took a deep breath of fresh air, sipped my coffee, looked up, waved to neighbor, perfect morning! What could go wrong? Crap! forgot to put pants on!
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10-04-2010 15:00 by
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God I hate spending money on anything but myself.
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