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thought they put covers on books so I COULD judge them.
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10-24-2010 14:50
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The internet: where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the police.
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10-24-2010 14:50
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just watched a show about a person who was addicted to pizza. I believe the technical name for this condition is "normal."
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10-24-2010 14:49
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If you don't like the fire, don't tickle the dragon.
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10-24-2010 14:48
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Give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
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10-24-2010 14:47
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Did you know that if you plug your nose and close your mouth, you can't hum? Try it.
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10-24-2010 14:47
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Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot.
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10-24-2010 14:46
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If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked if I was bad at math, I'd have 62 cents.
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10-24-2010 14:45
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You sacrifice. You fight injustice. You think you're making a difference. Then you find out Snooki has a book deal.
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10-24-2010 14:45
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wishes she had a theme song whenever she did something awesome.
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10-24-2010 14:44
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"Username or Password Incorrect" Couldn't you just tell me which one?
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10-24-2010 14:43
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THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends…it's not rocket science.
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will never understand rich people with messed up teeth.
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10-24-2010 14:42
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has been texting so much today that now I move my thumbs from side to side when I'm actually talking to someone.
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10-24-2010 14:42
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does not like taking surveys. Do you A) Agree B) Somewhat Agree C) Not Agree
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10-24-2010 14:41
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Do what you love, and the money will follow, unless what you love is Facebook.
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10-24-2010 14:40
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does not call it lying down...I call it landscape mode.
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10-24-2010 14:39
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If I had money to blow, I would hire two private investigators to follow each other.
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10-24-2010 14:38
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Step 1: Go to Google. Step 2: Type “who's the cutest”. Step 3: Hit I'm Feeling Lucky. Step 4: Enjoy.
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10-24-2010 14:37
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had a dream that this woman was trying to kill me with a butcher knife...which makes me think the woman of my dreams is not someone I should be looking for.
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