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still gets Rick Roll'd on youtube every once in awhile."
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10-05-2010 17:56 by
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Pedro, just listen to your heart. That's what I do." -Napoleon Dynamite
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10-05-2010 17:19 by
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I like it wherever I can get it, just saying lady's.........
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10-05-2010 16:07
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Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns.
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10-05-2010 15:58 by
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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest ur own wife?" He said, "Call for backup."
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10-05-2010 15:52 by
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The lady's on FB are up to something again, I think I like this as much as the bra color thing..... ; )
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10-05-2010 15:52 by
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In life, it seems the group of people who are easily offended and the group of people who are easily confused tend to be the same group.
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10-05-2010 15:47 by
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You complete me. Which makes me a complete idiot.
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10-05-2010 15:43 by
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If a woman is talking to me about her problems, I better be the cause of them.
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10-05-2010 15:42 by
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Rule #1 of the Internet: Nothing you put online, even for a second, can ever be taken down.
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10-05-2010 15:40 by
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I hate it when people tell me I look young for my age because it implies my age is old.
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10-05-2010 15:38 by
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Has anyone else noticed that mirrors look really sexy? Or is it just her?
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10-05-2010 14:34
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I realllllly want to pet a whale right now
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10-05-2010 14:32
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I Think Someone From Eastenders Should Go And Kill Someone From Coronation Street.....What A Plot
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10-05-2010 14:29
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George Washington is the only president who didn't blame the previous administration for his troubles
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10-05-2010 14:12 by
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Computer Geek's Pickup Line: Is your name Google? No. Why? Because you have everything I've been searching for!
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10-05-2010 14:09 by
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Boys have to put forth real effort to get laid, while all girls have to do is stand bra-less in the wind."
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10-05-2010 13:29 by
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..Liverpool f.c. built by Shanks, played by planks, watched by cranks, and ruined by Yanks....... thanks..
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10-05-2010 13:25
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wishes Beiber's job would be exported to India.
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10-05-2010 12:33
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I like it when my girl plays the hard to get game with me, and ends up letting me have my way
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