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Warning: going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.
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thinks it's funny that in about 40 years from now, there is going to be a lot of seniors walking around with tattoos.
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Every time I watch Titanic, I'm more convinced that if they had tried harder, Jack would've fit perfectly fine on that floating headboard.
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Aww c'mon...everybody knows ho is short for honey.
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Sometimes I think the world would be much better without so much technology. ~ Sent from my iPhone.
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trying to decide: laundry today or naked tomorrow?
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10-24-2010 15:21
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always right, never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong.
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10-24-2010 15:20
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officially changing her TV remote's name to Waldo.
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10-24-2010 15:19
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used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money. I probably should have chosen my words better.
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10-24-2010 15:18
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If you don't like being tailgated, then don't play movies I like.
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's favourite fruit is grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. If you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Q: What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.
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Guess Lesnar should have feared more then just the Diarrhea from Mexico
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10-24-2010 15:13 by
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literally there are some of you I want to hit in the face with a book, oh my god.
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10-24-2010 15:13
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how ironic would it be to choke on a lifesaver?
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Apparently "some assembly required" is IKEA speak for "here's a pine tree and some nails."
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10-24-2010 15:11
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Hint: if someone asks you if you "have a sec", answer "I have lots of secs", and they will forget their original question.
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After watching Final Destination, I now have visions. I won't go into details, but please stay away from revolving doors, and roti.
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10-24-2010 15:07
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WARNING: Facebook contains traces of nuts.
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If Abe Vigoda adopted Dakota Fanning, the resulting name would be funny.
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