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types a hundred words a minute, but it's in my own language.
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so excited: my DVD collection of "Hoarders" is almost complete! And on VHS. And on Blu-ray and 8mm film. And LaserDisc. Where's my cat?
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10-24-2010 18:58
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has a time machine. I get in and it takes me seven hours into the future. I call it......a bed. Goodnight.
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10-24-2010 18:55
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I'm not pefect.. but gezzz....Have you seen my competition?
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10-24-2010 18:12
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a Jerkwagon... sorry folks, it's true.......
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10-24-2010 17:59
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the inventer of the "High Five"!!! - (you're welcome)
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10-24-2010 17:57
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"You are probably a 30-year old drunk dude with nothing better to do than play video games" - An incredibly correct kid on Xbox Live
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10-24-2010 17:47
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The Walkman is offically dead. We had some good times in the 80's, and early 90's. You're in a better place now. RIP
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10-24-2010 17:43 by
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in desperate need of a padded room and a Thorazine drip..
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10-24-2010 17:42 by
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May you be as happy as a person in an infomercial today.
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10-24-2010 17:40 by
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If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesn't that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie?
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10-24-2010 17:38
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just googled "MAMBY PAMBY LAND" and I'll be damned.... It took me HERE!!!
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10-24-2010 17:17
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...roses are red, violets are blue, I'm doing my laundry so I don't smell like you.
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10-24-2010 17:12 by
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single women are like dog turds the older they get the easy they are to pick up
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10-24-2010 16:20
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thinks MTV should change its name to Empty V.
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10-24-2010 15:40
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Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away...like choking.
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10-24-2010 15:39
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Things that make you go hmmmm: If Harry Potter's so magical, why can't he cure his own eyesight?
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10-24-2010 15:37
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Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.
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10-24-2010 15:30
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That's Crazy = The perfect response when you haven't been listening.
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10-24-2010 15:29
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Wouldn't it make more sense for Dell to make the cooling fan on the top of the keyboard area instead of having it reach searing temperatures on my lap due to lack of air flow? My name is ______ and common sense is my idea.
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