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   messageicon types a hundred words a minute, but it's in my own language.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 18:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so excited: my DVD collection of "Hoarders" is almost complete! And on VHS. And on Blu-ray and 8mm film. And LaserDisc. Where's my cat?
←Rate | 10-24-2010 18:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a time machine. I get in and it takes me seven hours into the future. I call it......a bed. Goodnight.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 18:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not pefect.. but gezzz....Have you seen my competition?
←Rate | 10-24-2010 18:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Jerkwagon... sorry folks, it's true.......
←Rate | 10-24-2010 17:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the inventer of the "High Five"!!! - (you're welcome)
←Rate | 10-24-2010 17:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You are probably a 30-year old drunk dude with nothing better to do than play video games" - An incredibly correct kid on Xbox Live
←Rate | 10-24-2010 17:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Walkman is offically dead. We had some good times in the 80's, and early 90's. You're in a better place now. RIP
←Rate | 10-24-2010 17:43 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon in desperate need of a padded room and a Thorazine drip..
←Rate | 10-24-2010 17:42 by abbybaby34bc Comments (1)  


   messageicon May you be as happy as a person in an infomercial today.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 17:40 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesn't that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie?
←Rate | 10-24-2010 17:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just googled "MAMBY PAMBY LAND" and I'll be damned.... It took me HERE!!!
←Rate | 10-24-2010 17:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...roses are red, violets are blue, I'm doing my laundry so I don't smell like you.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 17:12 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon single women are like dog turds the older they get the easy they are to pick up
←Rate | 10-24-2010 16:20 Comments (1)  


   messageicon thinks MTV should change its name to Empty V.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 15:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away...like choking.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 15:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things that make you go hmmmm: If Harry Potter's so magical, why can't he cure his own eyesight?
←Rate | 10-24-2010 15:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 15:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That's Crazy = The perfect response when you haven't been listening.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 15:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't it make more sense for Dell to make the cooling fan on the top of the keyboard area instead of having it reach searing temperatures on my lap due to lack of air flow? My name is ______ and common sense is my idea.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 15:28 Comments (0)  



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