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   messageicon love can conquer anything, no matter how bad it gets it can always be forgiven by agreeing to put it behind you and getting on with being happy together.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 13:55 Comments (10)  


   messageicon Give a person an inch, they take a round trip flight across the country AND bill you for it.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 13:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Count to ten before the lightning strikes, if days are dark find something that's bright. Different colors paint a picture of our lives, just close your eyes!
←Rate | 10-26-2010 13:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Touch, the Feel of Lindsay Lohan; the crackhead of our lives
←Rate | 10-26-2010 13:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss questioned my enthusiasm today. I can't believe he woke me up just to tell me that.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 12:11 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOW DOES A PERSON WITH EPILEPSY INTERPRET "CARPE DIEM"?
←Rate | 10-26-2010 12:09 by Jayson Comments (10)  


   messageicon ...little boy writes to Santa: please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: ok, send me your mother.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 11:30 by mickeybruce Comments (2)  


   messageicon Only 9,000 more lies until Election Day.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 11:28 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get mad, don't throw temper tantrums and I don't hold grudges..I am a very mature girl....but YOU are not allowed in my treehouse anymore!!!
←Rate | 10-26-2010 11:28 by Charlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A handful of Nigerian scam artists are wrecking it for all the honest Nigerians who want to wire money to us.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 11:04 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon The next time someone annoys you so much you just wanna slap them… Do it and say, “Mosquito” and quickly walk away.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 11:01 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...the monkey's out of the bottle, man.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 10:47 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's called FACEBOOK, not OPENBOOK. You can keep somethings to yourself.....
←Rate | 10-26-2010 09:44 by TOM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Expect the best, Prepare for the worst.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 09:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 09:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ALL UR LIES you SAID, ' I love U' WAS MY FAVOURITE
←Rate | 10-26-2010 09:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the guy who put the hole in the ozone layer.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 09:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon at the Library waiting for the opportune moment to fire my air horn
←Rate | 10-26-2010 08:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Paul The Psychic Octopus... I wonder if he saw that one coming?
←Rate | 10-26-2010 08:11 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P Paul The Psychic Octopus... Coming to a Sushi bar near you!
←Rate | 10-26-2010 08:08 by trickz100 Comments (0)  



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