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prediction: yankees will win 28th world series
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10-07-2010 21:53
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If my MTV carreer doesn't work out I think i'm goin to buy a gun.. and sell crack. I'll be a friendly crack dealer though, nothing too formal. I'll just be like 'what's up, want some crack?'
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10-07-2010 21:50 by
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Turns out cloud 10 is actually the accumulated farts of everyone on cloud 9.
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10-07-2010 21:32 by
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sometimes, you forgive people simply because you still want them in your life.
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10-07-2010 20:45
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in financial ruins.. well, i'm off to the mall to buy things that I don't need to make me feel better about my debt. :
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10-07-2010 20:34 by
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this aint the end.. its only the beginning of the end...
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10-07-2010 20:13
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"They" say money and sex is the root of all evil. Well I think "They" are just poor virgins.
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10-07-2010 19:55 by
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FYI: Real hippos at the zoo don't eat marbles. They should post a sign or something.
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10-07-2010 19:53 by
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Who thought it was a good idea to make commercials 5 minutes longer than the actual show you are watching?
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10-07-2010 19:51 by
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I saw a woman with a Breast Cancer Awareness t-shirt that said "Yes they're fake, My real ones tried to kill me!"
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10-07-2010 19:48 by
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You can't please everyone, so you might as well just concentrate on me.
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10-07-2010 19:44 by
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Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know.
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10-07-2010 19:43 by
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Most of the fun things I've done have never been smart ideas.
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10-07-2010 19:40 by
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It takes a special kind of crazy to marry a divorce lawyer.
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10-07-2010 19:38 by
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You never know who your real friends are until you are in need and then you'll be surprised who shows up.
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10-07-2010 19:36 by
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A back-up plan means your first plan sucks.
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10-07-2010 19:35 by
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The police should make criminals open Facebook accounts. It seems the easiest way to get a confession out of them without any interrogation.
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10-07-2010 19:32
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I think the no passing notes at school policy should apply to teachers too.
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10-07-2010 18:40 by
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come on weekend why your taking so long to come
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10-07-2010 18:38
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I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
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10-07-2010 18:18 by
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