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I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes saying ayo I said no mayo.
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10-08-2010 17:02 by
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thinks that time flies when you're having a drunken blackout.
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10-08-2010 16:57 by
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If she fu@ks like she complains, you're in for a treat!!
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10-08-2010 16:55 by
ANGELA
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Come on, give me that booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak.
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10-08-2010 15:41
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Hiking is just walking where it's ok to pee. (sometimes old people hike by mistake)
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10-08-2010 15:11 by
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I don't think tom even uses myspace anymore.
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10-08-2010 14:00 by
geez
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"...and if elected, I promise you will never hear from me again..."
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10-08-2010 13:47 by
Aaron
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If a police officer stops you for speeding, ask the officer "than how did you catch up with me?"
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10-08-2010 13:37
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heard that Bruce Willis is working on the next Die Hard movie. Working titles are Die Hard: The Colonoscopy or Die Hard: Medicare with a Vengeance.
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10-08-2010 12:59 by
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New Age is Old School: The Dream(Prince), Trey Songz(R.Kelly), and Lady GaGa(Madonna)...Get your own image people
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10-08-2010 12:54
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Squirrelly, squirrelly on the street--you shoulda been quicker on your feet.
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10-08-2010 12:18 by
Aaron
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in an open relationship with all the ladies on match.com.
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10-08-2010 11:24
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I throw my Spanish in the air sometimes, saying ayo no comprendo
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10-08-2010 11:12
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likes it under my arm after I knocked an old lady over the head for it.
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10-08-2010 11:05 by
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Gonna make a milkshake to see if it'll bring all the boys to my yard.....I need one to pull up the weeds.
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10-08-2010 10:57 by
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Stop the Madness!!!! haha If you're broke it doesn't matter where you like your purse!
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10-08-2010 10:19 by
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They want us to think they're backpack leaf blowers but they're actually jetpacks... and THAT'S how they're getting across the border!
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10-08-2010 09:39 by
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Mr. Officer, I am not drunk. You are just witnessing sobriety that hasn't returned yet.
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10-08-2010 09:23
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Single...but you're welcome to change that ;D
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10-08-2010 08:18
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The best thing in this status is when you realized that it mean nothing and it's too late to stop reading...
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10-08-2010 08:05 by
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