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i know so many people who wish they were computer geeks now...they pay really well too
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10-09-2010 00:04
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recycle...because mother earth likes to regift too
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10-08-2010 23:44
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i'm tired...will you carry me to bed?
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10-08-2010 23:30
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can someone give me directions to the humor section please?
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10-08-2010 23:27
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"Of course I was driving under the influence, I'm too drunk to walk!"
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10-08-2010 23:14 by
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who cares about weight or looks a beautiful woman to me is one who is comfortable in her own skin with a credit score more than 715.
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10-08-2010 21:59
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thinks that he has stumbled onto the secret of true happiness, but unfortunately, he hasn't figured out a way to charge people for it.
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10-08-2010 21:49
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Nobody has new and fresh ideas...whats going on ppl!
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10-08-2010 19:40
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currently in a status update war with someone who thinks they are funnier than me, that hilarious!
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10-08-2010 19:13
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I think I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!
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10-08-2010 19:11 by
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has a awaiting list to accept friend requests, but $50 may get you to the front of the line
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10-08-2010 19:02
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so I was digging a booger out and got blindsided by middle managment who gave me no time to react before they were shaking my hand and introducing me to new staff...and I don't feel guilty about it..boogers on you!
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10-08-2010 19:00
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i feel bad when I see strangers with their zipper down I want to tell them but I feel I would be inviting danger into my life
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10-08-2010 18:57
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why do boogers hang on to your finger like their life depended on it.
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10-08-2010 18:54
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its a shame that your profile picture is the only good pic you have out of the 500 albums you created.
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10-08-2010 18:53
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invented the eye roll in <insert year you were born>, seriously I started that.
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10-08-2010 18:48
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Coming with a good status is 3% talent, 97% comes from stealing it from the internet.
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10-08-2010 18:27
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i wonder if cows kno how good they taste.. .
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10-08-2010 17:58
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Bruno Mars told me, "If perfect is what you're searching for then just stay the same."
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10-08-2010 17:15
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When someone changes their relationship status to "It's complicated." it always means that they don't know which hand to use...
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10-08-2010 17:03 by
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