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Thinks that you should've been swallowed at conception.
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10-09-2010 19:39 by
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Has once again found why murder should be legal.
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10-09-2010 19:38 by
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What pisses you off more? The fact that I don't need you in my life...or that you can't have me in yours??
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10-09-2010 19:37 by
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Wonder's how far you could kick a midget?
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10-09-2010 19:33 by
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I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!
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10-09-2010 19:31 by
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What to do for Halloween!!! Dress up like Taylor Swift and B**** Slap Kanye
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10-09-2010 19:18
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feeding the cat extenze..
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10-09-2010 19:00
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how come Cheryl Cole is still using Ashley Coles last nite ,,,,what wrong with tweedy?
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10-09-2010 17:57
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Why won't facebook let me change my relationship status to "in an imaginary relationship with Milla Jovovich"?
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10-09-2010 17:44
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you cant enjoy a fight without a foam finger.. .
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10-09-2010 17:32
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They're going to be so pissed off in Chile when they get down the mine and only find Bart Simpson's walkie-talkie
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10-09-2010 17:13 by
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My girlfriend talks faster than the speed of sound. This explains why I never hear her.
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10-09-2010 17:06 by
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Ah Man! Nothing worse than seeing two flies fornicating on your fresh off the grill, 12 dollar ribeye steak.....Appetite gone.
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10-09-2010 17:00 by
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Headed to Lowe's. After what I just did in the bathroom, it's best we just build another one.
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10-09-2010 16:12 by
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- The biggest Lie Ever: "I have read the Terms and Conditions".
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10-09-2010 15:31 by
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Saw someone dressed in Darth Vader garb driving an old Honda Civic today. Apparently the recession has touched all corners of the universe.
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10-09-2010 14:50
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I read some article which said that the symptoms of stress are impulse buying, eating too much and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's what I call a perfect day.
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10-09-2010 13:01 by
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It's time to give up jogging for your health when your thighs keep rubbing together and starting your pants on fire.
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10-09-2010 13:00 by
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The lies pornos tell...smh...Not every woman would f*ck some random guy at the door with a "special" package!!...and why doesnt he have shirt on??
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10-09-2010 12:49
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frolicking in the meadow over yonder.
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