Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.

   Mmmm, plumpkins..

   I command you to read my status.......Thanks!

   You're not ugly, your simply hard to look at...that's ALL!!

   It's funny how people that seems to know everything are always the unhappiest.

   Well then....whatever cranks your tractor.

   When life hands you lemons you make lemonade so find somebody with vodka and have a party!!

   Please irritate me. I would LOVE to see how badly it ends for you. ;)

   Avoid red fingers. Eat Hot Cheetos using a toothpick.

   Dora the explorer is here illegally

   n't today smile like a doughnut day! Happy 10-10-10 ;)

   Im gunna make a copy of my facebook and sell it..

   if Cheryl hates Ashley so much and divorce him without taking his money,why is she still using his last name?

   Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.

   ink I am gonna celebrate Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I'll invite everyone in my neighborhood to my house, have an enormous feast, and then kill them and take their land. Happy Thanksgiving CANADA!!

   Someone asked me what the difference between a professional and a businessman is: a businessman thinks about himself, a professional the organization.

   The next person to tell me I overreact is going to get stabbed.

   This day is going so well..ill give it 10/10/10!

   Fills betrayed. Found out the bass pro shop has been open in Nashville for a month and my wife has been throwing the mail fliers away

   Been there. Done that. Bought the T-shirt. Sold it on EBay. Made a tidy little profit.