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It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 
You weren't the first to stake the flag son,but you walked on the moon..
May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so that we may know them by their limping.
Ooh crap! It's been over four hours.I'm grabing the video camera!
I guess it's time to go to the grocery store. A mouse hung himself in the fridge with a note saying "Sorry,can't live like this anymore".
Oh Crap!! It's been over 4 hours. Someone call a doctor!!
An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
Forecast tonight: Dark
thinks that the mother and father bear from Goldilocks and the 3 bears had some relationship issues as evident from the fact that they had separate beds!
The voices in my head have switched to sign language just to mess with me.
Party like you will never be invited to another!
thinks Facebook needs to add "imaginary" and "in denial" to the choices for relationship status...smh
Dear 3rd stall over, flushing the toilet does not disguise explosive diarrhea. Thought you should know.
The worst feeling isn't being lonely. It's being forgotten by someone you'd never forget.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
I am rotating the tire on my unicycle!
People need to realize that they cant control wether or not their partner cheats on them.
i dont know why but you must confuse me with someone who cares...
People like YOU, are the reason why people like ME, need MEDICATION
I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to animals week.
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