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   messageicon Charlie Sheen stole Brett Favre's cell phone.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 23:27 by jus2sweet Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your feeling like Charlie Sheen, go and brush your shoulders off
←Rate | 10-30-2010 23:27 by jus2sweet Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I have to pass a drug test to work my ass off, you should have to pass one to get welfare!!!
←Rate | 10-30-2010 21:41 by Billy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants a dirty picture of you so I can add it to my Xmas wishlist to send to Santa
←Rate | 10-30-2010 21:10 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon : It's Halloween. Let's see how many women in costumes I mistake for prostitutes...
←Rate | 10-30-2010 20:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat. The government hates competition!
←Rate | 10-30-2010 19:13 by The Piper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making use of that ''YOU AND so an so'' button. I think It's fun commenting on a status my friend updated last year. That's a good one facebook.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 18:40 by HEX Comments (0)  


   messageicon decided to go on a long holiday to couldntgiveafuckistan!!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 10-30-2010 18:13 by donna knight Comments (3)  


   messageicon There are no winners in life... only survivors.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 17:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 17:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that you've got them.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 17:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Halloween isn't really that different than any other day... everyone's still pretending to be someone or something their not.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 17:10 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon It must be impossible to stand out as a prostitute working on Halloween.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 17:05 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red. Bullets have lead. Take me back. Or get shot in the head.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 17:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone says "You're the best," just know that it's not really true because I'm the best.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm getting my "Happy Halloween" out of the way right now. I will probably be too hungover to remember or care tomorrow
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow you're really cute from far away. I think a long distance relationship could work.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? To find a tight seal.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:26 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:21 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its pretty sad I have to put parental controls on Google just to get pumpkin ideas.. Do not Google anything ending with "on a broom".
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:14 by ANGELA Comments (0)  



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