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   messageicon won't just hit the spot. He will kill the spot & dress inappropriately at the spots funeral.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a new slogan for TSA: Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants!!!
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:21 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Been thinking of things I could do today, leaning towards going to Victoria's Secret and looking around.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A grown man making snow angels in the yard shouldn't be so strange...dressed in a clown suit playing the bagpipes sure as hell made it weird.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon She goes down more than a submarine commander.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q: Are you tired of this sillyass Q & A game everyone is doing? A: Yes I wish that they would $hit and fall back in it.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 22:14 by Kods Comments (0)  


   messageicon My husband asked me if I wanted to play Call of Duty the other day. When I said yes, he handed me a tub of cleaning supplies.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trail mix should just sell M&M's
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to say here lately i've been very surprised that after clicking spell check I have no spelling errors...
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:34 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-gf and me. After all, I'm a Gemini and she's a b*tch.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:32 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude, you're going bald. That ballcap and shoulder length hair don't hide the fact.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is not fastfood if you keep me waiting for 20 minutes for a damn burger!
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:04 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well... it finally happened. I got a notice that I am being sued by Metallica for $1.3M not paying for their music... I never pirated their music... but I never bought an album either, so I guess that's the complaint.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 20:26 by JaxWylde Comments (4)  


   messageicon The combination of wet-phlegm laryngitis and requesting Mucinex D from the pharmacist produced comedic results that cannot be cleanly reproduced on Facebook.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 19:57 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I spent as many hours learning how to play guitar as I do on Facebook, I'd be a freakin' Jimi Hendrix
←Rate | 11-16-2010 19:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Topless Tuesday night! Woot!
←Rate | 11-16-2010 19:33 by Miss Sarah Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a woman says she likes it she hates it, if she says she loves it she likes it, if she is speechless she loves it
←Rate | 11-16-2010 19:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The closest thing to failure is hope
←Rate | 11-16-2010 18:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex is a sensation that starts with a temptation where a boy puts his location in a girls destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Does everyone get my explanation or do you all need a demonstration?
←Rate | 11-16-2010 18:35 by Danni V Sable Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the Lovers are french and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss
←Rate | 11-16-2010 18:35 by Danni V Sable Comments (0)  



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