Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Why do people look up when they think?

   Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

   We usually dislike people who cheat, lie, or rip us off. So why do we knowingly vote for them to manage our country?

   n't the problem with political jokes the fact that they keep getting re-elected? (

   X says Karma is like 69.....you get what you give....:)

   Saying over the store microphone "Attention all shoppers, we're having an 85% off toy sale in the tire and lube area" sure opens the check out lines fast.

   Women never hate men enough to give us our diamonds back.

   Black Friday is America's version of Running with the Bulls!

   "The best revenge is a life well-lived" is so true, but it doesn't provide the instant gratification I seek.

   I can always tell how much I really like a girl by how long it takes me to delete her text messages.

   The text message is the new greeting card, but without any hope that there will be money inside.

   Proposed her indirectly,but she rejected directly!!!!

   Where were all the Kwanzaa ads for Black Friday?

   Everybody that asks me to go shopping today gets a big "HELL NO!"

   They say that 40 is the new 30 - try telling that to a speed camera!

   Black Friday? That's ones of those Ice Cube movies right?

   now that you spent all your money on Black Friday Now what?

   Il take a bullet for you! But not in the head, like in the leg or something

   "Hello, pain. I realize we have business, you and I, but don't get comfortable, because you're not staying."

   When I grow up, I wanna be those guys that wipe the sweat off the basketball courts