Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   willing to go the extra mile... as long as it is not in your shoes!

   While your at camp for deer season, I'm out hunting the beaver you left behind.

   Only 60 shopping days left until black history month!

   Am I the only one who thinks that they should be a bracket style tournament for the gangs on Gangland? I would definitely put the DVR to some good use. .

   Sometimes when I'm bored I take red and blue M&Ms and walk up to random people...And try too convince them that one of them will get'em out the Matrix.....

   Change your FB profile picture to a hot pin up model/actress from whenever. The goal is not to see an ugly face on Facebook until December 7th. Support those that aren't getting any.

   May your dirty socks crawl up upon your face as you sleep

   Where's the damn easy button!?!

   Wonders why people stare at you when they catch you talking to yourself...EXCUSE ME but I'm having a conversation here!!!

   Life was so simple back when we didn't need a Username and a Password.

   if it wasn't obvious before, it should be now.....The 80s had the best cartoons.

   wonders...if a cow gets struck by lightning, is that fast food?

   The best thing about this status is by the time you realize it's completely worthless it's too late for you to stop reading it. ;)

   Lord, please place one hand over my shoulder and the other over my mouth!! Thank you!

   wants to give someone jello and chopsticks and then sit back and watch the show!

   Playing Wheel Of Fortune- Phrase G_F_CK Y_ _RS_LF ..would you like to solve or would you like to buy a vowel??

   How soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?

   Was always told to practice the Golden Rule-treat others like I wanted to be treated...so I spanked you and pulled your hair.

   You've been banged more times than a ketchup bottle!

   why have rifles, bombs and guns when you can have the good oul fashioned snowball