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   messageicon doing the Safety Dance and leaving my friends behind.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 13:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon will be home late for supper. I'm going to a ho-down and I cant leave until she get's back up.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 12:58 by juneau Comments (0)  


   messageicon Weekend goal: To get some dirty deeds done dirty cheap.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 12:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?
←Rate | 12-10-2010 12:26 by lol Comments (0)  


   messageicon After countless days of research I have solved the mystery.....When Santa says HO! HO! HO!...He is thinking of last name of his 3 favorite naughty sisters...Ima, Ivana, and Anita...
←Rate | 12-10-2010 12:22 by ken Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 12:19 by lol Comments (3)  


   messageicon Everyday I hear people say they would to take a break and get some fresh air. So, this year I'm wrapping some up in boxes and giving as Christmas gifts.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 12:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Nephew asked me about getting women .I said it helps if you are quite big down there and that maybe he should shove a cucumber down his pants.He came back to me and said all the girls laughed at him,Maybe I should have told him to put it in the front.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 11:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have tried it all to get my girl to call out my name in bed, but nothing has worked.My last hope now is to change my name to "Already?".
←Rate | 12-10-2010 11:10 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy wife.. Happy life!
←Rate | 12-10-2010 11:05 by Boo Comments (1)  


   messageicon if you listen very carefuly you can hear Monday sharpen her claws in the distance
←Rate | 12-10-2010 10:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah yes, the first real snow storm of the year... where 1/4 of drivers simultaneously gain an amazing ability to jam their heads up someplace uncomfortable.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 10:12 by Stragen Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Wiki Leaks is getting out of control -- They just leaked Santa's christmas list.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 10:07 by Ianmwash Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would kill for a nobel peace price
←Rate | 12-10-2010 10:06 by kibobi Comments (0)  


   messageicon #‎43210 I don't really even know who you are. You friend requested me and we know some of the same people- unless you really don't know them either. but you seem nice enough, I suppose.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 09:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what's the deal with Lokos. Beer flavored Kool-Aid? Grow up and drink liquor.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 09:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Really? Snooki is going to be IN the ball as it descends on NYE?!? And the cast of the Jersey Shore will lead a fist pump? Does Al Qaeda have a request line??
←Rate | 12-10-2010 07:45 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow!! Scientists have created mice from two males. Sadly, the mice cannot ask, nor tell, about it. ....
←Rate | 12-10-2010 07:40 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's funny how the ;) can make anything seem dirty................
←Rate | 12-10-2010 07:27 by Iqra:) Comments (0)  


   messageicon #192.168.1.1 I'm only friends with you because you're too stupid to secure your router ;)
←Rate | 12-10-2010 05:41 Comments (0)  



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