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   messageicon just wants to be someones "Dirty little secret!"
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:53 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever been in such a hurry you try getting out of your car with your seatbelt still on? It wasn't just me right?
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to triple dog dare someone to lick a flagpole this winter.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My thermostats are revealing just how cold it is today ~ Note to self: Get a thicker bra...
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the amount of spam by a high number of people playing this number game, I will now block/hide every person from my newsfeed who is doing this.. You have killed our newsfeed with personal msgs and spam. This is not twitter, so please stop
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:36 by Arsenalaction Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you are feeling down because everyone is against you just remember that....Nationwide is on your side.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:32 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not feeling myself today....perhaps I should feel somebody else.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:19 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There comes a time in life when all you can do is just slap the b*tch!
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:17 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Up against my facebook wall and spread em!
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw a commercial where every line at Walmart was staffed with a cashier. It's amazing what fantasy you can create on television!
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:14 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anything is possible with the right attitude and sledgehammer.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well someone has to be sober.......NOT IT!
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:06 by Heather25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Can you go out with me? ❒ Yes ❒Maybe ✔No
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:00 by @Steadythefuture Comments (0)  


   messageicon An optamist can easily be let down, but a pessamist will never be dissapointed.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 14:59 by Dy7lan Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't wait to see the drunk version of me on camera
←Rate | 12-10-2010 14:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me + Nyquil = <3
←Rate | 12-10-2010 14:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screw your Four Loko... I've got a Dayquil with a 5hour energy and Grande Latte chaser with my name on it!... If you dont believe me, just ask my pet Unicorn
←Rate | 12-10-2010 14:30 by BOO Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wish I was more mature in high school to understand all those passes made by girls.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 13:59 by Deep Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can easily geta smartphone these days but hard to find smart people.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 13:56 by Deep Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry, my social calender is full this weekend. Going to a HoeDown, a Shindig and a Hootenanny.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 13:24 Comments (0)  



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