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   messageicon I hate liars, but I love a good bedtime story.
←Rate | 12-18-2010 10:26 by Esoteric Comments (1)  


   messageicon If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 23 old ladies.
←Rate | 12-18-2010 10:26 by Esoteric Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always wanted to spin around in a chair and say: "I've been expecting you."
←Rate | 12-18-2010 10:25 by Esoteric Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you for pretending not to see me, when I pretended not to see you
←Rate | 12-18-2010 10:24 by Esoteric Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate doing laundry so much that I wait until the only thing I have left to wear is my Halloween Costume/
←Rate | 12-18-2010 10:23 by Esoteric Comments (0)  


   messageicon some days I wake up all ready to take on the world!! Today is NOT one of those days
←Rate | 12-18-2010 08:38 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lindsay Lohan is spending the holidays in rehab, poor girl..no friends..no family, no drugs..no alcohol..I'm just sayin!!
←Rate | 12-18-2010 07:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do more than belong.. Participate! Do more than care.. Help! Do more than believe.. Trust! Do more than be fair.. Be kind! Do more than forgive.. Forget! Do more than dream.. Work! Life keeps going, be part of it.. =)
←Rate | 12-18-2010 05:30 by tedi Comments (2)  


   messageicon Just realized that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a reindeer.
←Rate | 12-18-2010 03:24 by Doc Noland Comments (2)  


   messageicon Im not an angry person...but that chick singing christmas carols in the hyundai commercial makes me want to punch a sleeping baby in the face!!!!
←Rate | 12-17-2010 22:48 Comments (7)  


   messageicon Lindsay Lohan? Yeah, I'd hit that......in the face....with a shovel.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 22:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Officially became an organ donor today. Unfortunately, instead of saving anyone, I think they'll probably just be used for those "after" pictures
←Rate | 12-17-2010 22:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of guilt.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 22:37 by Me Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Lord created the fart and then put a smell in it so the deaf could enjoy it!!!
←Rate | 12-17-2010 22:04 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon my therapist said maybe my intimidating beauty was the reason I never get asked out...so gaining weight & going bald will work??
←Rate | 12-17-2010 21:50 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Spending Christmas in a little town called Red Bud. I'm sure it will be a fine holiday experience.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 21:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I tell Santa what I want for Christmas, then I will definately be on the naughty list...
←Rate | 12-17-2010 20:37 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls just wanna have fun? Yeah right, just try and not get her a Christmas present and see where that gets ya.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 20:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh the weather outside is frightful, but my scotch is so delightful
←Rate | 12-17-2010 20:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always remember that no matter how bad you are, you are not totally useless, you can still be used as a bad example.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 20:26 by VisHaL Comments (0)  



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