Trump Filter: ON | OFF
Search Messages:
It's funny how I'm afraid of losing you when your not even mine 
Owen Wilson talks like his mouth is as messed up as his nose.
instagram... making girls all over the world look better than they are, damn iPhone
Saw one of those electric cars zip by me the othee day. Finally its starting to look like The Jetsons around here!
Wife playing Words With Friends: "How is SLUT not a word?"
Don't put your card into someone's SD slot without protection. They could have a virus.
Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone asa a light, yup that high..
I thought Billy Crystal was a type of meth.. #Oscars
Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?
Tonight marks the 84th Anniversary of me not giving a f*ck.... Besides Grandma, who watches this crap?
From the moment I opened my eyes I"ve thought of you. Just thinking of the moment I can hold you in my arms. Pull you next to me and press my lips to you. You warm my heart and calm me down. You make me smile and complete my life. Oh morning coffee, "i LO
Tonight marks the 84th Anniversary of me not giving a shit. Besides our Grandparents, who watches this crap?
went to an all you can eat restaraunt...I've been here 12 hrs...fixin to start breakfast all over again
Please give my compliments to the Chef......Boyardee
My boss at the construction site said if I wear my forever lazy suit one more time I'm fired
got some pajama jeans..my wife said they make my ass look big.
They had a bunch of new cars in the mall today, I didnt buy it, but its was one hell of a test drive
went to a storage war, kept sayin yuuuuuup, hope they take monopoly money
usually I take asprin, but for a hangover...its ass-prin
NASCAR, NBA All Star Game AND The Oscars...Thank G0D there's the Cartoon Network.
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
