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   messageicon Never fall asleep around potheads...I woke up and had a forehead drawn on my peter...
←Rate | 02-28-2012 04:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if another women steals your man. There is no better revenge, then letting her keep him. A REAL MAN can't be stolen!
←Rate | 02-28-2012 03:57 by zandra Comments (0)  


   messageicon Angelina Jolie needs to take some time off her busy schedule of feeding the hungry and poor in third world countries and feed herself for a change.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 01:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The FOX announcers are talking dirty...Drying Up the Wet Spots...LOL!
←Rate | 02-28-2012 00:25 by bruce cronk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait, hang on Fox... you finally resume racing after lonnnng delay, and a few laps in we get a commercial break?
←Rate | 02-28-2012 00:24 by bruce cronk Comments (0)  


   messageicon your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
←Rate | 02-27-2012 23:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go Daddy, more like Crash Daddy!
←Rate | 02-27-2012 23:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many NASCAR drivers does it take to destroy a jet dryer?? Juan
←Rate | 02-27-2012 23:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching the Daytona 500 is worse than watching paint dry... Hmmm... On second note, maybe I just need some more Bud Light?
←Rate | 02-27-2012 23:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can see the newest Jimmy Johns commercial now. Dale Jr. having a sandwich delivered while standing on the track waiting to go back racing.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 23:27 by bruce cronk98 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok All right who pushed the damn buffalo wild wing button.......during this race ???
←Rate | 02-27-2012 23:22 by bruce cronk 98 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The driver in jet dryer #2 truck should be safe, Juan Pablo isn't in a car any more...
←Rate | 02-27-2012 23:17 by bruce cronk 98 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look on the bright side The driver in jet dryer #2 truck should be safe, Juan Pablo isn't in a car any more... WoW what a bunch of red necks uesing Tide to wash the track lmao
←Rate | 02-27-2012 23:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if Deja Vu means you lost a life and started at the last checkpoint
←Rate | 02-27-2012 22:32 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, now Daytona has Juan less jet dryer...
←Rate | 02-27-2012 22:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jeffery Dahmer's bologna really did have a first name.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 22:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't have at(tit)ude without the tit
←Rate | 02-27-2012 21:10 by Tazor Comments (0)  


   messageicon found my favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 21:10 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon This bitc$ got a million dollar body and a food stamp face.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 20:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Cousin in Jail just asked me to update his Facebook Relationship Status to "Its Complicated!" ...Man just say you Gay!
←Rate | 02-27-2012 20:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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