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Never fall asleep around potheads...I woke up and had a forehead drawn on my peter...
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02-28-2012 04:25
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if another women steals your man. There is no better revenge, then letting her keep him. A REAL MAN can't be stolen!
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02-28-2012 03:57 by
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Angelina Jolie needs to take some time off her busy schedule of feeding the hungry and poor in third world countries and feed herself for a change.
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02-28-2012 01:24
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The FOX announcers are talking dirty...Drying Up the Wet Spots...LOL!
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02-28-2012 00:25 by
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Wait, hang on Fox... you finally resume racing after lonnnng delay, and a few laps in we get a commercial break?
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02-28-2012 00:24 by
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your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
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02-27-2012 23:44
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Go Daddy, more like Crash Daddy!
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02-27-2012 23:42
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How many NASCAR drivers does it take to destroy a jet dryer?? Juan
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02-27-2012 23:38
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Watching the Daytona 500 is worse than watching paint dry... Hmmm... On second note, maybe I just need some more Bud Light?
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02-27-2012 23:38
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I can see the newest Jimmy Johns commercial now. Dale Jr. having a sandwich delivered while standing on the track waiting to go back racing.
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02-27-2012 23:27 by
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Ok All right who pushed the damn buffalo wild wing button.......during this race ???
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02-27-2012 23:22 by
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The driver in jet dryer #2 truck should be safe, Juan Pablo isn't in a car any more...
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02-27-2012 23:17 by
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Look on the bright side The driver in jet dryer #2 truck should be safe, Juan Pablo isn't in a car any more... WoW what a bunch of red necks uesing Tide to wash the track lmao
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02-27-2012 23:15
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What if Deja Vu means you lost a life and started at the last checkpoint
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02-27-2012 22:32 by
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Well, now Daytona has Juan less jet dryer...
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02-27-2012 22:11
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Jeffery Dahmer's bologna really did have a first name.
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02-27-2012 22:03
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You can't have at(tit)ude without the tit
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02-27-2012 21:10 by
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found my favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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02-27-2012 21:10 by
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This bitc$ got a million dollar body and a food stamp face.
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02-27-2012 20:30 by
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My Cousin in Jail just asked me to update his Facebook Relationship Status to "Its Complicated!" ...Man just say you Gay!
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02-27-2012 20:26 by
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