Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   You call today, "4/20 day". Us in the police world call it, "I'm gonna search the f__ out of your Honda Civic Day"

   It's 4:20 on 4/20! Do you know where your bong is?

   everyone hopes for a happy ending...except inmates

   This is how guccimane face look (8o>-_-)

   I have you on the top of my "to do" list- thought you'd like to know! :)

   Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?

   WTF.! is 'Snow' saying in the song 'Informer'.

   surprise drug test day

   If you say “gullible” slow enough…it sounds like “orange”!

   Dear Karma – I have a list of a few people you missed. Sincerely, Me

   US Presidential elections 2012, polls close. "So, Barack, how many votes did you get?" asks his wife Michelle. "Two," he responds. She slaps him hard across the face. "What was that for?" "You have a mistress, now do you!!?"

   What occupies the last 6 pages of the Chrysler Car User's Manual? The bus and train schedules....

   Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler! Don't forget to party with 70 virgins and Bin Laden!

   My girlfriend is rated "E" for Everyone:

   What do you get someone who has everything? A round of antibiotics is probably a good place to start.....

   A dog will love you more then your wife... Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.

   Divorce is very stressful/confusing for kids. Make sure to CLEARLY explain what they did to make you & your spouse split.

   A father's goodness is higher than the mountain, a mother's goodness deeper than the sea.

   My chinese friend died last week. So Yung

   Before you judge the younger generation remember who raised them.