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   messageicon Monica Lewinsky turns 39!! They grow up so fast...seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees puting everything in her mouth!!!
←Rate | 07-04-2012 18:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In New York you can't drink more than a 16 oz. soda, but it is okay to stuff yourself with 68 hotdogs and buns in 10 minuts.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 18:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe it's just me, but I don't mind when a woman gives me the silent treatment...I can finally hear the t.v. then!
←Rate | 07-04-2012 18:04 by Akom Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Sweden, the word for marriage and the word for poison is the same, and its spelled "gift".
←Rate | 07-04-2012 18:00 by Henrik Comments (0)  


   messageicon Out of all the gruesome noises coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most troubling.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 16:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If fireworks are illegal in your neighborhood, just pick up a couple burritos from Taco bell and wait a little bit...
←Rate | 07-04-2012 16:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching the movie Independence Day to commemorate Will Smith's efforts in preventing an alien invasion this exact day 16 years ago. I thank Will Smith for my freedom!!!
←Rate | 07-04-2012 16:30 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon 4th Of July The Day Mexicans Celebrate It More Than Americans
←Rate | 07-04-2012 16:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I suggest we Drink!..... Before we go out Drinking!!
←Rate | 07-04-2012 15:59 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its so hot I used my blow dryer as a cooling fan!
←Rate | 07-04-2012 15:50 by Indy Dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know you put up with the crazy for the blow jobs.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 15:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My safe word is Marriage.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 15:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i am woman, hear me giving you the silent treatment.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 15:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it ain't broke, borrow money from it.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 15:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, that's correct!.....And the Horse you rode in on!!
←Rate | 07-04-2012 15:28 by Abraham lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't discipline your child, life will.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 15:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat...
←Rate | 07-04-2012 15:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when her husband comes home early. She says I'm the pool boy. And I spend the next few hours cleaning the pool. This is BULLSH!T!
←Rate | 07-04-2012 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drunk love is better than crazy love.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 15:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish they made barstools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 15:08 Comments (0)  



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